Chivalry

Imagine a bright knight in shining armor, galloping on a white pony and coming to a mighty halt to help his fair lass back up on her feet. Now, imagine death. The white pony trips over a rock, throwing the bright knight forward. His armor breaks off at the sheer impact of the fall and the million pieces cut the fair lass.

As legend has it, that is how chivalry died. In more recent times, chivalry died when the social paradigm of women shifted. There is a general misconception that since women these days are getting increasingly independent, there is no need to shower them with kind gestures.

You cannot be any farther from the truth if you think that. Women these days DON’T need to be at a man’s beckoning call, but they deserve to be treated like a queen.

So gentlemen, it is time to pull up those socks. Chivalry can be your strongest point to impress a lady. Chivalrous acts tell your woman that you respect her and that you put her needs before yours. And that includes her orgasm before yours.

Well, getting her to reach her elusive orgasm can be a daunting task, and some guys can never fulfill that aspect, so we have put together a list of chivalrous acts that are simpler and easier to achieve. Keep these in minds and you will sweep your date off the ground.

1) Hold the door and hold the lift

One of the most basic chivalrous acts that, heck, we expect even our neighbors to do. Holding the door and letting her enter before you tell her that she cum, we mean, comes, before you. It tells her that you put her needs before your own and that you will always be her backing.

2) Help share her burden

And by burden, we don’t mean her swag. We cannot even begin to tell you how frustrating it is to us to see guys holding their girlfriends’ handbag. It makes us chuckle though; we think the boyfriend is actually a closeted gay man who gets together with his girlfriend just so he can parade around town holding that Prada purse.

So, by burden, we really mean all the other stuff that she has her hands full with. This can be her company laptop, her shopping bags, her piles of work etc. Flaunt your hard muscles and put them to good use by helping her share the load. Just leave the bag out of it.

3) Help her take that leap

One of the things men should be thankful is never ever having to wear heels. Heels do to a woman what masturbation does to a man; it hurts, after a while. Hence, when approaching a step or even a drain, take her hand and help her cross over. Give her a little support. Through small acts like these, you’re letting her know that you will be there through every hurdle and obstacle too.

4) Give her some warmth

We know the kind of magic the cold weather is capable of. Nipples. Really hard nipples. We also understand your refusal to give up your coat; you don’t want to miss a free show. Yet, when you relinquish your outerwear and give it her, you’re being generous. Besides, why settle for a feast of the eyes when you can earn the right to snuggle up?

5) Bring her home

Her home, of course! Always offer to drive her home. If for some reason you’re not able to fetch her (like you’re only 15), see her home. Take the longer ride home and enjoy her company. Your initiative to send her home gives her a sense of security. And women love men who make them feel safe. If you can’t accompany her, at the very least, see her to the train station or hail a cab for her.

6) Introduce her to every familiar face you meet

Have you ever gone out with your friends when they bump into their own friends and they never bother to introduce you? You feel snubbed, like you’re invisible or something. Now, imagine what that can do to your lady friend. If you’re serious about this woman, be sure to introduce her to your friends as you see them. It lets her know that she has a place in your heart and that she isn’t just “anybody” to you.

You can even test the waters by making a joke that she’s your steady girlfriend. If she smiles and responds well to it, that means you’re in for the next step!

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