Places of (sex) interest

Tired of the bedroom when it comes to consummating your relationship? Looking for a little excitement and sense of danger to spruce up your sex life? We at Swagger Essentials did a little detective work to present you with a list of Places to Shack Up and Orgasm! Take the triteness right out of your sex endeavors and let the unfamiliarity of these territories heighten your senses!

Cum to these places!

1) The showers

Turn up the heater. Let the vapor and the steam congeal on your body. Your body will naturally react to the heat as it charges your testosterone and libido. Feel the pleasurable sensation as the beads of water trickle down your nipple and your partner’s. Lubricant? No need for that! You are already dripping wet; both body and privates.

Another perk of sex in the showers? Cleaning up is no fuss, no muss.

2) Into the wild

Long before we had high rise buildings and lived in houses made out of bricks, we survived the wild. Equipped with keen animal instincts, we were a beast when it came to fornication. It’s time we returned to our roots. There’s something about nature that draw our senses to it. The sight of the canopies and exotic flowers beat looking at your ceiling any day.

Howl like a wolf or roar like a lion. Your neighbors can’t hear you! Feel the sunlight beat gently on your naked derriere. Breathe in the smell of fresh flowers! Just remember to bring a mat with you; the possibility of creeping insects can hurt your cause. Like, really hurt it.

3) The office

Many people associate the office with stress. What's little known is that the same adrenaline rush, when channelled properly, can charge your sex drive. By nightfall, when everyone has left and the quietude takes over, the office is a great place for kinky sex. So invite your boyfriend or girlfriend over for some feel good time!

Think about it. There’s furniture everywhere! Want to have chair sex? Take your pick; the office is lavish with all sorts of chair. You can even be experimental and do a full swing with the roll-able ones. Want to do it up in the pantry room? It’s all yours. Hate your boss? Do it up her desk and have your partner ejaculate in her favorite mug!

The next day, while sitting at your desk, you will reminisce the good sex you had the night before. It takes away all the stress of the work. Instant stress relaxant.

P/s: You also save on hotel expenses.

4) The beach

Experience the tingly sensation of sand rubbing against your back. Enjoy the cold sea breeze as it gently blows in your face (and penis/ vagina). What a perfect romantic night it is; you and your lover are both stark naked, enjoy the warmth of each other bodies. The moonlight shines and the stars twinkle high up in the star. Passionate sex is always the best.

The danger of being caught lurks and your primal and sexual instincts go into overdrive. Put on your best show if someone else is watching.

Who says sex has to be confined to the four walls?